You Need to Study More Geography If You Think...

Andes is an after dinner mint

The Balkans are an alien people on Star Trek

The English Channel is a TV sitcom about Charles and Di

The United Kingdom is a cultural theme park

Butte Montana is Joe's new girlfriend

Reno Nevada is what you get for being Attorney General

The Tropic of Cancer is a sunscreen lotion

The $10,000 Pyramid is in Egypt

The Gaza Strip is a Middle Eastern folk dance

The Ring of Fire is the center ring of Barnum and Bailey's Circus

The Bermuda Triangle is a percussion instrument in a reggae band

The Cumberland Gap gives out a pair of clogs with every set of jeans sold

The International Dateline is a new cable TV network

The Equator is a cartoon action figure

The Continental Shelf is a specialty section of the supermarket

An archipelago is a food stabilizer

The Dust Bowl is Granny's old favorite dish

A fault is what you find in other people

A fjord is a Norwegian car

A mantle is what goes over your fireplace

Tide is a laundry detergent

You can do a research paper to find out who killed the Dead Sea

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