Why, Oh, Why Must The SMOM Lovers Persist?!

I regularly receive emails like this one from Bill, "Hi Matt! I think you are wrong about the Vatican being the smallest country. Even smaller is the Sovereign Order of Malta. It is located in Rome in an office building. It issues passports, coins, stamps and has its own governing body. " Then, I write back, "Hi Bill! Thanks for writing! However, I think you are wrong because SMOM is not a country. You can read about it on my site in my article, The Sovereign Military Order Of Malta is Not a Country!" What do you think about SMOM?