"Sealand is the Man"

I am writing you this email in regards to your article titled Sealand Is Not A Country. Well, Matt, I'm here to tell you that Sealand IS in fact a country. A lot of people are quick to judge Sealand simply because it has two huge gun turrets on the top. Don't hate Sealand for that; embrace Sealand. My friend and I have been on a mission for the past two weeks to encourage the growth and success of Sealand, its government and the prince and princess themselves. We love Sealand...I just want to let you know that we do not appreciate you trying to "uncountryize" Sealand. Its uptight critics and geographologists [sic] such as yourself that are hindering the success of Sealand as one of the world's super powers. Sealand WILL continue to grow and Sealand WILL shoot you with its massive gun turrets should you decide to keep slamming it. Leave Sealand alone. Sealand is the man.

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